THE DEVIL MADE ME DO IT SKIT

 
 

 

THE DEVIL MADE ME DO IT
 
 

 

by Sandy Erb
 TIME:Approximately 10 minutes. 
CAST:
GIRL: Dressed in everyday school clothes. Innocent, naive type person. Use
actress’ real name (it gives skit a more natural feel), but don’t personalize
boyfriend’s name. (It needs to represent that “special someone” in every
person’s life in your audience.)
DEVIL: Dressed in most outrageous, style possible. (Green face, spiked [...]

None of Your Business Skit

None of Your Business
(SPECTATOR#1 seated in chair facing audience, eating popcorn from a theater bag, laughing, slapping leg, watching something hilarious — this should go on for about 60 seconds or a little more, with her being intent, listening, leaning forward, then bursting into idiotic laughter, slapping her knees, then back to listening intently, gobbling [...]

Losing Steam Skit

Losing Steam
(man enters lugging huge Bible, very solemn, almost frowning, sighs loudly as he finds a chair, sits down, and stares at the Bible in his lap)
 STANLEY STEAMLESS:
(musing to himself)  Oh yeah, it just doesn’t get any better than this.  (sighs)  Bible study.  Yep.  The Word of God.  All scripture is profitable — blah blah [...]

Jungle of Deception Skit

Jungle of Deception
NOTE: this is an unresolved drama, to ask the question: is there any hope for someone that falls into the very worst kind of mind-control cult? The answer? With men, this is impossible, but with God, thank God, everything is possible, nothing is impossible.
 (Woman sits at stage, trembling, distraught, she is confused and [...]

Child of Grace Skit

Child of Grace

(Director stands at chalkboard planning for a meeting when a crowd of SEVEN employees — and one Instigator — approach, brutally dragging a weeping employee)
 INSTIGATOR:
(aggressive, demanding)  Director?  We caught him.  Chuck was caught in the act.  We have SEVERAL witnesses.  He was caught in the act of smuggling in sandwiches to sell to [...]

The Problem Parable Skit

The Problem Parable
(two seekers of truth enter, excited, in a spirit of wonder and brotherhood, both with wonderful intentions, both fully intending to seek truth, find truth, cling to truth, and eschew any form of deception or bad teaching, but each employs diametrically opposed methods)
SEEKER ONE:
(heading for the front)  This is an exciting day!  I’ve [...]

Humble Service Skit

Humble Service
(three people at table, two sitting side by side — Mr. Humble and Ms. Selfglory — and the Tester, sitting at head of table, all three have papers, Humble and Selfglory filling in answers on their tests — they work diligently in silence, while Tester periodically glances at watch)
TESTER:
(checking watch)  Okay.  Time’s up.  Please [...]

To Finish the Race Sermon

To Finish the Race 
Robert Rawson, Retiree and Former General Conference Treasurer
Surprise, Arizona
 Summary: A senior steward shares his journey and discovery that there is more to life in retirement than just seeking one’s own personal pleasure and comfort.
 One of my earliest childhood memories was of my mother and father sitting down with me to count [...]

Fishing without Hooks Sermon

Fishing without Hooks
Stephen Chavez, Managing Editor,  Adventist Review/Adventist World
 Smmary: In His teachings and actions, Jesus put a premium on doing the right thing, not because it “fed the bottom line,” but because it was the right thing to do.
 Bottom line
Bottom line: We worship the bottom line. What is in it for us? What is the [...]

Blessed to be a Blessing Sermon

Blessed to be a Blessing

David VanDenBurgh, Senior Pastor, KetteringSDAChurch, Kettering, Ohio
This sermon is an abridged version of the original, preached on September 3, 2005, at the KetteringChurch.
Summary: God wants us to receive His blessing so that we may be channels of blessings to others. He says, “I will pile blessing upon blessing upon you, because [...]

It Pays to Serve Jesus Sermon

It Pays to Serve Jesus
Charles D. Brooks,
Summary: For those who want to engage in serving God and others in everyday situations, begin each day with the Lord and lay your plans before him. As surely as there is a place for us in heaven, there is a place here on earth where we are to [...]

Prayer: A Journey to Know God Sermon

Prayer: A Journey to Know God
Janet Lui, Prayer Ministry Coordinator
Southern California Conference
 
Prayer is a vital part in the life of a disciple or Christ follower. We can get past the duty of prayer and discover that prayer is one way we come to know God and be known by Him. Jesus demonstrated that the stewardship [...]

The Spiritual Roots of Stewardship Sermon

The Spiritual Roots of Stewardship
Kent A. Hansen, JD
Clayson, Mann, Yaeger & Hansen
Corona, California
 
Summary: Stewardship is a way of life that acknowledges one’s allegiance to the Lord in everything from breathing to managing business affairs.
 
Stewardship is a life lived in acknowledgement that none of us is our own person to do as we please. We [...]

The One With the Most Toys Wins Sermon

The One With the Most Toys Wins
Ron Halvorsen, Jr.
Sligo Seventh-day Adventist Church
Takoma, Maryland
 
Summary: Jesus calls you gently, calmly but authoritatively to true discipleship. In the story of the rich young ruler, he had a choice just as we have a choice. Jesus will not force you to leave your game. He will just ask. While [...]

Different by God’s Design Sermon

Different by God’s Design
 
Ronald Flowers
Director of Family Ministries
General Conference of SDA
 
Summary:  We learn that our differences as husbands and wives serve a special purpose in our Christian growth. God uses these differences as resources to bring benefit to us, to cultivate “mutual consideration,” “forbearance,” to soften prejudices, and to smooth “rough points of character.” Perhaps [...]

“Nombres Escondidos”

“Nombres Escondidos”
A S E A
S N B A A
S A R I S
A A I O
S N S
Debe encontrar los nombres de tres personajes del Antiguo Testamento; lea en forma descendente, tomando solo una letra en cada linea horizontal.
Por lo tanto, cada nombre tiene seis letras. Y con letras restantes (debe ordenarlas pues estan mezcladas) [...]

La Jarra De Versiculos

La Jarra De Versiculos
Usted le da a los jovenes papeles en blanco ellos tienen que escribir un versiculo y una caracteristica de ellos por ejemplo sonrisa, color de cabello, espejuelos etc algo simple que no sea de contestar.
En una jarra (jar) usted pone todos los papeles y todos los jovenes van a cojer un papel [...]

Queres ser un Millonario?

Quieres ser un millonario???
Aqui le mando unas cuantas preguntas para el juego. Por supuesto que el juego demandaria muchisimas
preguntas, para lo que recomiendo un libro de Bible Trivia; lo puede encontrar en cuallquier libreria cristiana.
Por = 100 anos en el cielo
Quien fue la abuela del Rey David? R. Ruth
Por = 200 anos en la presencia [...]

¿ Quién busca a quién?

¿ Quién busca a quién?
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“Os digo, que así hay más alegría en el cielo por un pecador que se arrepiente, que por noventa y nueve justos, que no necesitan arrepentimiento”. Lucas 15:7

Para el dueño del rebaño, perder una oveja significaba no sólo una pérdida financiera sino la pérdida de uno de los miembros de su [...]

La oveja perdida

La oveja perdida
Y él les contó esta parábola. “-Quién de vosotros, si tuviera cien ovejas Y perdiera una de ellas, no dejaría a las noventa y nueve en el campo, e iría a buscar la que se perdió, hasta encontrarla?” Lucas 15:3, 4.
Faltaban dos cortos meses para la crucifixión. Los arrogantes rabinos se quejaban de [...]

El lugar menos importante

 
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Un sábado Jesús entró a comer en casa de uno de los principales fariseos. Y ellos lo acechaban. Lucas 14:l.

Mientras Jesús comía un sábado con un fariseo de alta influencia y respeto, se presentó un hombre hidrópico, esperando ser sanado. Volviéndose a los “doctores de la ley’, Jesús les preguntó: “¿Es lícito sanar en sábado? [...]

La mujer encorvada

La mujer encorvada
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Y estaba allí una mujer que desde hacía dieciocho años tenía una enfermedad por causa de un espíritu. Andaba encorvado sin poder enderezarse. Lucas 13:11.

Lucas 13 registra la última de las seis ocasiones en que Jesús sanó y enseñó en la sinagoga en sábado. Los milagros anteriores incluían: El sanamiento del inválido en [...]

Anuncio Publico

ANUNCIO PUBLICO 
“Vosotros también, estad preparados, porque el Hijo del Hombre vendrá a la hora que no pensáis”. Lucas 12:40.
En la calle, junto al hogar de un fariseo, Jesús anunció públicamente por primera ves que volvería a este mundo. Deseando preparar a sus discípulos para su muerte, resurrección y ascensión, los relató una historia, “Esté [...]

La Promesa del General

  LA PROMESA DEL GENERAL
Por: Gerardo Michel
 En 1795 la guarnición de Nantes, en la Francia revolucionaria, contaba entre sus miembros a un joven cabo llamado Cambronne. Inteligente y valeroso, este militar había contraído desgraciadamente la costumbre de beber y hasta de embriagarse a menudo. Cuando estaba ebrio, Cambronne no era dueño de sus actos y [...]

Somos Novios!!!

 
SOMOS NOVIOS

 
Por: Guillermo Durán
 
Benjamin miró a Claudia con un dejo de nostalgia. Todo había terminado. Ya no habría más paseos a la luz de la luna, ni largas tertulias en la sala, ni salidas domingueras, ni los momentos en que juntos trataban de estudiar. Acaso nunca más se volcarían el uno al otro para expresarse [...]