Elevator Rules

Elevator Rules
There are un-written rules that everyone who rides elevators follow whether they know it or not. It’s not something that anyone has placed into effect by law. . . . It’s just the way things are. . . .

When you are waiting for an elevator and there are two sets, the one that is [...]

Peace on the Battlefield Skit

Peace on the Battlefield

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(GENERAL standing at map-covered war table with LIEUTENANT advising, both visibly upset, studying maps)

GENERAL:

(tapping on a map, comparing to another map)  For the time being a limited airstrike is out of the question.  There are just far too many of our people mixed in — too many innocents [...]

A Gift with No Strings Attached Skit

A Gift with No Strings Attached
(two STRINGERs, stroll up center aisle, excitedly)
STRINGER #1:
This is so exciting! I can’t believe ANOTHER gift! Oooh, I love gifts! I love gifts!
STRINGER #2:
You SURE that’s why God called us up here? You SURE it’s a gift? I mean, what if it’s something else? I mean, what if it’s more [...]

Light, Truth, Love Skit

Light, Truth, Love

 
A dramatic reading for one voice.”
When the Death Angel saw what was to come, he asked God to send him once again to earth. ‘Lord, I’ll take them out and you can begin again. there is not one righteous man among them. Not even one.’
God called Isaiah and placed refining fire on his [...]

Bee Kind Skit

Bee Kind
An easy skit for four children.
Props:

Table
3 Chairs
Checker game
Popcorn bowl

 
Characters:

Child 1
Child 2
Child 3
Bee Kind

 
Costume: Bee costume can be a sheet of poster paper with a cutout for the child’s face. Paint or color the posterboard to look like a bumble bee.
Setting: Child 1 & 2 are playing checkers at a table with 2 chairs. A [...]

Do This To Remember Skit

 

Do This To Remember

Scene I

Tom, Mike and Steve are standing together near a table. There is a bucket or other container on the table big enough for the boombox to fit in. If you do not have a boombox, use a box of similar shape.
Bob (walks in carrying boombox): Hi everyone! I’ve got this really [...]

The Least Of My Brothers Skit

 The Least Of My Brothers 
Characters:
Mary – Program director.
Jan – Volunteer
Jesus – See left stage below for a description
Susan – Volunteer
Andy – Volunteer
Left stage is set for a city street in winter. Jesus is sitting on a bench. He is wrapped in sheets similar to robes. His face is shadowed by the head covering so that [...]

If It Quacks Like A Chicken Skit

If It Quacks Like A Chicken

 
No furnishings or equipment is required.
It works best if you have a door where the boy or girl can come in and go out during the play. If no door is available, try mime to suggest one or use a screen or cardboard shield.
The group should “over act” for comedy. [...]

Super Hero Skit

Super Hero
Setting

Right stage
 
Choir practice. You should have at least one microphone in this area. If the children will be singing solos, be sure the mike is easy for the soloists to use. The director may need to speak into the mike also.

Left stage
 
Room for three children to talk and move around. The area they are [...]

Stones Skit

STONES

You will need four stones and a large foam or cardboard rock to attach to the shoulder of one of the men. Read the play to see what sort of stones to use.
As the play opens, there should be rather large pile of boxes near the left side of the stage. The woman is hidden [...]

Jesus Cleans His Father’s House Skit

Jesus Cleans His Father‘s House
Setting:
This play takes place in the outer court yard of the temple. Make several areas for selling things. Each area should have a table (cardboard box), a chair or stool and a money box with some coins inside.
Sound: Tape or record with voices of children singing praises.
Actors:
Rabbi Inspects the sheep
Abe [...]

Wicked, Wicked Judgment Skit

 
Wicked, Wicked Judgment
(a judge sits contemplating evil in his chambers, checking his list of bribes, blackmail, murder, mayhem — with surprising mirth!)
WICKED JUDGE:
(going through book of protection money) Well let’s see, let’s see . . . the police are caught up with their, um, dues, so no pork chops this week. Who’s next? Ah the [...]

The Blind Spot Skit

The Blind Spot

The Blind Spot

(husband and wife come walking up aisle, wife is a bit more excited than husband, but he is obviously GETTING AT SOMETHING, hopeful and a little disbelieving — wife is wearing bathrobe and a towel on hair)

HUSBAND:
Well this is definitely one of the most exciting things that have ever happened to [...]

None of Your Business Skit

 
None of Your Business
(SPECTATOR#1 seated in chair facing audience, eating popcorn from a theater bag, laughing, slapping leg, watching something hilarious — this should go on for about 60 seconds or a little more, with her being intent, listening, leaning forward, then bursting into idiotic laughter, slapping her knees, then back to listening intently, gobbling [...]

All in the Family

 
All in the Family
(MIME: a little girl with pigtails and a picnic basket in her hands coming skipping along the path, all done in mime — actor takes cues from Narrator; everything she sees and interacts with is imaginary; to be read with glowing wonder, like a story read at bedtime to a toddler)
NARRATOR:
Once up [...]

Christian Skits, Dramas and Plays

Hello we have just added a lot of new skits, plays and christian dramas all in English.. Enjoy

Boasting in the Lord Skit

 
Boasting in the Lord
(three people sitting at table — on table is sign reading “Boasters & Braggarts Anonymous” — there is also a fourth, empty chair)
MS. BUCKS:
(riffling through stacks of money) Aside from taxes, the financial world is the place to be. My investments in land and T-bills are paying off in high dividends. (holds [...]

God of the Impossible Skit

 
God of the Impossible
(man in waiting room, very nervous, flipping through magazine, constantly checking watch)
FAITHFUL BELIEVER:
(checking watch for millionth time) Oh come on! This is getting ridiculous, the suspense is killing me. (leafs through magazine without really seeing anything) Yeah, yeah, yeah, babies babies babies. Babies are everywhere. (checks watch, sighs) Good night, let’s get [...]

Joyful Judgment Skit

 
Joyful Judgment
(a Christian paces, doubting, terrified of the Great Judgment — she is not sure of her fate, and can only believe that God is coming to destroy her, because she is so unworthy of His grace)
CHRISTIAN:
(shaking head, worried, terrified, walking back and forth) Judgment is coming. What am I going to do? There’s no [...]

Strength in Weakness (mini) Skit

 
Strength in Weakness (mini)
(2 Angels in background, side by side, 1 agonizing Man in foreground, seated in chair.)
Angel #1:
This is the moment, my friend, the critical moment in the life of my dear charge.
Angel #2:
I came as quickly as possible. Has your fellow made progress?
Angel #1:
On the contrary, he has fallen back. This is the [...]

Baby at the Burning Bush Skit

 
Baby at the Burning Bush
(person at front, burning, crackling, in the guise of a burning bush, turning, roaring, on fire, fingers crackling up high in the air, mouth emitting the roar of the fire, animated and amazingly afire)
BURNING BUSH:
(crackling, burning, spitting out fire, twisting in flame, but not consumed)
CAROLENA:
(arrives, drawn by the burning bush, stands [...]

The Long Road Home Skit

 The Long Road Home
This is a lead-in drama for a sermon on Jacob returning home after all those years away, after all those trials and tribulations, and not realizing that the greatest trial is yet before him.
 

Fruit of the Vine Skit

 Fruit of the Vine(Husbandman and Gardener enter carrying large plant — third actor plays plant)
HUSBANDMAN:
That looks like a great place right up there.
GARDENER:
Perfect. We’ll plant him there where he’ll get lots of sunlight and moisture. The perfect place.
(They move the plant to the front and place it upright, stretching out its arms, tamping down the [...]

FATHERS Day Skit

Father’s Day

Father’s Day
 

 
(a man sits on stage in his living room, watching TV, surfing through the channels, busily working his remote control, completely engrossed)
FATHER:
 

(clicks through many channels, pauses on a sports program, roots for a few moments, moves onto a comedy and laughs and laughs, then searches many more channels, listens to a political talk [...]

A Gift with No Strings Attached Skit

 
A Gift with No Strings Attached
(two STRINGERs, stroll up center aisle, excitedly)
STRINGER #1:
This is so exciting! I can’t believe ANOTHER gift! Oooh, I love gifts! I love gifts!
STRINGER #2:
You SURE that’s why God called us up here? You SURE it’s a gift? I mean, what if it’s something else? I mean, what if it’s more [...]